I have been noticing that my hearing has been a little fuzzy recently so I got myself to Boots The Chemist to get some ear wax remover. Which you will agree is sensible, I'm not clogging up the NHS with my clogged up ears.
I followed the instructions and waited for sound to become sharper.
I'm still waiting. In fact I am now existing in a muffled world, I slept through my alarm clock and have spent the day saying "Eh?" rather too much for a non-Canadian.
So I'm off to the doctors on Monday morning... ho hum.
So if you could all speak a little louder that would be helpful.